SEX ME UP? HELL, JUST KNOCK ME UP.

“When is it going to be your turn to have a baby?” your auntie asks at your cousin’s fourth baby shower. The correct answer is: A. When I can smash this diaper-shaped puff pastry in your face B. When everyone stops stressing me the f* out about getting pregnant C. None of your business, you smug… Read more »

GOD I MISS YOU

God I miss you   I miss you every morning when you walk in to school with your swollen backpack.   I miss you every heavy nap you take without being in my own arms.   I miss you every time I can’t wipe your tears as you scrape your newly formed skin.   I… Read more »