SEX ME UP? HELL, JUST KNOCK ME UP.

“When is it going to be your turn to have a baby?” your auntie asks at your cousin’s fourth baby shower. The correct answer is: A. When I can smash this diaper-shaped puff pastry in your face B. When everyone stops stressing me the f* out about getting pregnant C. None of your business, you smug… Read more »

PARENTING FAILS

‘I had my first child at 19 and I’ve been running late ever since’ O.K, so that line might be stolen from the film Bad Moms, but it sums me up pretty well. I’ve never claimed to be the worlds best mam; I’m always late, I forget everything, I feed them junk food, I give in if… Read more »

WHY I WILL NOT HIT MY CHILDREN

I might be one of the rare kids from my generation who was never spanked. I will say I grew up in a pretty relaxed household and there were rules, but the enforcement of those rules was…flexible. When it came to serious issues, however, my folks were firm but gentle. They raised us with compassion,… Read more »