MY CELEBRITY CRUSH BOUGHT ME DINNER

Photo from SOHO House West Hollywood. I did not take French in high school. I went the practical route and took Spanish. I still say gracias “grassy ass”, but that’s not my fault. I learned Spanish (and English, for that matter) in Arkansas. I escaped Arkansas in 2012 and have never looked back. I have… Read more »

IT’S TIME TO EMBRACE YOUR SEX

I grew up a fat girl. I was close to 200 pounds and was mercilessly teased throughout my early adolescence and yet, I remember being a happy child in spite of it due to the fact that my parents showered me with affection and self-worth. I spent most of my early years in the theatre… Read more »

WHERE IS SHE NOW

It was a Thursday afternoon. My daughter was napping and I was sitting, minding my own business, looking at my Facebook when a window popped up with people who have decided to mention me in the last month or so. Curiosity killed the cat. To my better judgment I stumbled (I’m using that term very lightly)… Read more »