SEX ME UP? HELL, JUST KNOCK ME UP.

“When is it going to be your turn to have a baby?” your auntie asks at your cousin’s fourth baby shower. The correct answer is: A. When I can smash this diaper-shaped puff pastry in your face B. When everyone stops stressing me the f* out about getting pregnant C. None of your business, you smug… Read more »

MY DECISION TO WAIT

I was 16-years-old when I met my husband. We were so in love. We were that high-school-hormones-never-left-each-other’s-sides-oh-my-gosh-lets-post-another-selfie-of-us-kissing in love. It was actually gross. I’m glad we’ve out-grown that phase of our lives (I don’t think we actually have…we just stopped posting kissing selfies because #aintnobodygottimeforthat). What comes across as the biggest shocker to most is… Read more »

IT’S TIME TO EMBRACE YOUR SEX

I grew up a fat girl. I was close to 200 pounds and was mercilessly teased throughout my early adolescence and yet, I remember being a happy child in spite of it due to the fact that my parents showered me with affection and self-worth. I spent most of my early years in the theatre… Read more »

MY YEAR OF ONLINE SEX

Still inside me, he looked at me and said, “you’re so gorgeous baby”. I smiled a very satisfied smile. A tall, broad-shouldered, dark-haired, very fit, handsome investment banker. Did I mention well-endowed? And cut, circumcised, as was my preference. All in all quite the well oiled, muscle ripped package. What was his name again? Dammit…. Read more »